About once a month an order existed and nobody heard about it. The order service saved the order, then published order.created to RabbitMQ, and once a month the process died between the two. Rare enough to be mysterious. Frequent enough to ruin a weekend. Two operations, two systems, no common transaction. Whatever order you do them in, you lose. Commit first, then publish: the order exists, the event never leaves. Publish first, then commit: the commit fails, consumers are already busy with an order that does not exist. We had the first variant in production. ...

Support ticket: a user changed his name, the site still shows the old one. The profile sits in Redis with TTL one hour. Fine, we set five minutes. A week later the hit rate drops and MySQL feels it. This seesaw has no good position. TTL is insurance, not invalidation. The obvious upgrade is cache-aside with explicit delete. Read: try the cache, miss, load from the database, write to the cache. Write: update the row, delete the key. Looks correct. It has a race. ...

composer why-not php 8.0. That is the first command of the migration, and it has nothing to do with syntax. PHP 8.0 is six weeks old. Twitter is full of match expressions and constructor promotion. Meanwhile the real upgrade of a working project is a dependency problem. Your code is maybe twenty percent of what runs in production. The rest is the framework, thirty packages and a dozen extensions, and any one of them can be the blocker. ...

#[Route('/orders/{id}', methods: ['GET'])] public function show(int $id): Response Symfony 5.2 accepts this on PHP 8, and the annotation era quietly starts to end. Same shape as the annotation, but now it is language, not a comment. The engine parses it, static analysis sees it, a typo is a compile-time complaint instead of a route that silently does not exist. Doctrine and the validator are heading the same way. Everything that lived in docblocks will move over the next year or two. ...

JIT on, JIT off, the same Symfony endpoint. Difference within noise. Same for a Laravel endpoint. PHP 8.0 came out yesterday and this was the first thing I checked, because every headline is about the JIT. Not a scandal. A web request spends its time in I/O, in MySQL, in framework code full of method calls the JIT cannot do much with. JIT is for tight numeric loops, and your controller has none. If you compute fractals in PHP, congratulations. The rest of us can leave it off. ...

Two hundred thousand rows over the wire to compute forty numbers. That was our monthly report on MySQL 5.7: fetch all transactions for the period, loop in PHP, accumulate a running balance, compare each row with the previous one, rank customers by volume. Classic 5.7 shape, because the database could not say “previous row” or “rank within group”. We are finally moving that project to MySQL 8. Two years after GA, which by database standards is reckless haste. The first win had nothing to do with performance. We deleted PHP. ...

->refundedTwice(). That is the line from Laravel 8 I care about, and it is nowhere on the release page. Jetstream gets the screenshots. Class-based factories and the queue changes get my attention, because both are about production. Factories used to be closures registered through a global function. Now they are classes with states: Order::factory() ->paid() ->has(OrderItem::factory()->count(3)) ->create(); Test data quality decides test quality. Most integration suites on our project test the happy path fifty times, because the default factory returns a fresh, valid, boring record. The bugs live somewhere else. An order refunded twice. A user registered before the migration added the column. A subscription that expired in the middle of renewal. A factory state gives such a monster a name, and once the name exists, people write tests with it. Named ugly data is the cheapest test improvement I know. ...

Average response time: 180 ms. Ticket from support: “the API is slow”. Both true. The average is a diplomat. It offends nobody and tells you nothing. Latency is a distribution. Our 180 ms hides a p50 of 90 ms and a p99 above four seconds. One request in a hundred is terrible, and with thirty requests per page load, most users hit that unlucky one regularly. The people complaining are not imagining things. They live in the tail, and the average never visits there. ...

@param int|string $id. I grepped one service this morning: dozens of those, and every one is a wish. The docblock says what the signature could not. First alpha of PHP 8 came out last week, and native union types turn the wish into a contract, checked at runtime and by tooling. Half of my phpdoc can go. Everyone writes about the JIT. I keep thinking about the less shiny thing: how many of our daily patterns exist only to compensate for a missing language feature, and are about to become legacy. ...

OrderRepository in a constructor. Click. I am there. That is how I explore a big Symfony project now, and I noticed my main reason for types has changed. Not bug catching anymore. Navigation. Symfony 5.1 is out, PHP 7.4 is everywhere I work, and the IDE knows every caller and every implementation. Compare with the array-passing style we all wrote for years: public function register($data) { // what is in $data? read three call sites to find out } versus ...